In honor of all the dads in our community, we are dedicating – no – rather, appreciating and celebrating them through the month of June. Fathers are more then a biological parent. They come in many forms; dads, stepdads, brothers, grandpas, and men who are willingly and eagerly accepting and cherishing the role.
There are many fathers out there that, unfortunately, we cannot spend time with this Father’s Day, and for those, spend time remembering your favorite times with them. What was your favorite lesson they taught you? What was the funniest thing they’ve done? What was their go-to “Dad-ism”?
• Were you born in a barn?!
• You make a better door than a window
• Because I said so, that’s why!
• Be sure to leave things better than you found them
• (And of course, the classic) …. Go ask your mother…
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there. We love and appreciate everything about you, Dad-isms, dad jokes, and all!
Looking to one-up your dad with the jokes? Try these ones out:
• Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
• Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
• Why was the colour green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
• Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
• Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
• What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop
• What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
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