So bad they’re great!
What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll
Breaking News! Man gets hit by a rental car. Said it Hertz
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays but in Medieval times people were called Lance a lot
If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colours, would it be okay or would you have mixed fillings?
During a recent password audit, it was found that Mike was using the following password: “MickieMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrmento.” When asked why he had such a long password, he said he was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts
Where did the terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B. Back
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato
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